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Diversity is not the reason for the season
Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*Read more
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Fist Book of Government: Psalms 2009
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,Read more
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How bad is the Economy?
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.Read more
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Global Warming Goes Trick or Treating
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Acorn, The Ant and the Grasshopper
OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away...Read more
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Trick or Treat
Tell your kids to stay away from the homes of libs.
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Obama and Golf
Well it seems that Obama has beat Bush in one thing: Golf! Yea, it took Obama 9 months to match the number of rounds of golf played by bush over 2 years 10 months. Maybe Bush was actually working??
By my calculation Obama has played golf 2.6 times every month. So more than every other weekend he is out there hitting the ball.
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I met a lefty
I had to move my seat due to computer problems last week, and someone I work with, like, but do not know well started talking. When I asked if she watched Glenn Beck, I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head. She hates Fox news, and warned me not to watch it - it's all lies. I looked at her in disbelief, then asked if she watched CNN. She said she did, and IRead more
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Zombies Among Us
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Let me be clear
Let me be clear. Let me be clear. And yet, you aren't being clear at all....or maybe you are being perfectly clear and we REJECT it.
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Even Illegal Immigrants have a protection group
Immigrant rights activists are calling on U.S. retailers to stop selling two controversial "Illegal Alien" costumes that have surfaced for Halloween, saying the outfits are a broadside attack on illegal immigrants.
The "Illegal Alien" costume was being offered by retailers including Target, Walgreens and Amazon.com.Read more
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Masses no longer quite
Look at these pictures. You see average, proud Americans speaking their minds with homemade signs. These were just a few taken September 12th. Add it to your scrapebook of Revolution.
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Obama Wins Heisman Trophy
Breaking NewsRead more
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The White House -VS- Fox News... Are they serious?
I was dumbfounded when I heard that the White House was calling out Fox News channel. Give me a break!!! This Gov't has had every and any opportunity to go on Fox News any time they wanted to and present their side of any issue they wanted to. The only problem with that, is they will get strong questions back. If this Administration is afraid of strong questionRead more
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Border Crossing
If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the US border illegally, you get a driver’s license, a social security card, welfare, food stamps and free health care.
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Even SNL thinks Obama has accomplished NOTHING
Pretty funny. The actor doesn't do a great job playing Obama, but it is still pretty funny. Enjoy.
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I'm only posting this...
So I'll have one more post than "Dose-Of-Reality" has. They have 33 posts, and now I have 34. HA!
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Administrator, please read...
As I do not know how to get in contact with you, and I'm sure everyone else on this site would love this idea as well, could you add a countdown on how many days are left until the next election? And please place it that we can see it no matter what page we are on? Thank you!!!! SantaTownJail
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Assume the Position Mr. Wuhl
This is a 1/2 hour show about History, and how it's based more on Pop Culture than what happened in real life. And it's an absolute riot. Did you know that Paul Revere was NOT the first to warn The British Are Coming - The British Are Coming? Yes, Paul Revere did ride from Boston to Cambridge... Did you know the year before that Israel Bissell did the same exact thing, oRead more
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