Crossing the Border...The Sad Truth

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get  shot.If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will  be jailed.If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may  never be heard from again.If you cross the Venezuelan border  illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be  sealed.If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be  thrown into political prison to rot.If you cross the U.S.  border illegally you get a job, a driver’s license, social security  card, welfare, food stamps, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to  buy a house, free education, free health care, a lobbyist in  Washington and, in many instances, you can vote!